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  • Hiking the Buttermere Edge: High Crag, High Stile and Red Pike

    Late afternoon sun behind Red Pike (Buttermere)
    Photo: David McKenzie

    Disclaimer: Walking the 214 Wainwrights of the Lake District National Park is not on my list of fifty things to do before I turn fifty years old, but it might appear on a second list: Sixty to 60.

    The Buttermere Edge, consisting of High Crag, High Stile and Red Pike, was my first foray into the fells in 2025 and, bearing in mind how late in the year we are, probably one of my last. Having been away from Lakeland for so long, I was really looking forward to getting up high again.

    The day began in Carlisle, at my mother’s house, but two bus journeys later, with a combined cost of only six pounds, I was in the village of Buttermere. Originally, my plan for these three fells was to ascend via High Crag and descend via Red Pike, but most articles and videos had people going up Red Pike and descending via High Crag, mainly because of the difficulty of descending the scree path of Red Pike. Plans accordingly changed, I walked from the village to the bottom of the path up Red Pike, only to find a notice saying that the path was closed until mid-October due to a rockfall. Written in red letters were the words, “There is no alternative route.” Foiled!

    Undeterred, I decided to go back to my original plan and ascend High Crag; if necessary, I would go over to Red Pike, turn around and return by the same route. Off I went, along the path that follows the western shores of Buttermere, and it wasn’t long before I stopped to take a photograph.

    Looking across Buttermere to Robinson
    Photo: David McKenzie

    Moving on, my route took me along the lakeside path before ascending to Scarth Gap. From there, I turned towards the north-west, ascending Seat, a non-Wainwright which was big enough and difficult enough to make me forget that I wasn’t on High Crag and, therefore, I experienced my first false summit of the day. A false summit is always a bit of a disappointment, but any disappointment was soon forgotten when I saw High Crag looming over me.

    “You,” I said out loud, “are a beast of a mountain.”

    And I meant it. This is the only time in my life where I have looked at a fell and felt intimidated by it. A steep, stony path looked down at me, a path that seemed to get steeper and steeper as the mountain grew higher and higher. A tough test was ahead of me. Time for a quick snack, me thinks.

    Fuelled afresh, I began my ascent. What a slog! It was hard work, but, on this clearest of clear days, the views were more than worth it. Even at nearly two and half thousand feet, it was feeling warm, with only a very subtle breeze giving some welcome relief to my overheated body.

    From High Crag, the ridge walk across to High Stile and on to Red Pike was relatively easy, with my first ever view of Ennerdale to the west and the even more beautiful Rannerdale to the east making it a truly pleasurable experience. Then the … er … ‘fun’ began.

    On top of High Stile, I met two separate people who had both ascended the scree of Red Pike and both of them said that the path up was fine. While I was going up High Crag, I had thought that I didn’t really want to have to descend that way if I could help it, so the news that the path was apparently open and negotiable was music to my ears. No need to retrace my steps: down the scree I would go!

    This is the most scared that I can ever remember feeling on a mountain. Having spent most of the day with a trekking pole in each hand, I abandoned the sticks after only a few seconds as it was clear to me that I would probably be better off with my hands free. Crouching down in an attempt to lower my centre of gravity and make myself more stable, I started carefully down the scree. Very carefully. Very cautiously. One tiny step at a time. Until I started to slide.

    I have slid and skidded on downward paths in the Lake District before today, but not like this. When I have slid in the past, by the time I’ve registered what is happening, I’ve already stopped. Not too scary. This time, it was longer. It was probably less than two seconds, maybe even one, but it was still long enough for the words ‘plummet,’ ‘to’ and ‘death’ to come to mind. A bit of a dramatic response, I know, but in times of crisis I tend to skip past fight or flight syndrome and go straight to my inner thespian. Somehow, it works for me.

    A few bum scrapes later, with Red Pike well and truly behind me, I made my way up the short path to the top of Dodd, a non-Wainwright fell that stands at 2,103 feet and offers amazing panoramic views of Rannerdale. Why Wainwright didn’t include this fell in his list is a mystery to me as its vantage point alone merits a place in any list, but who am I to argue with the master?

    One of the two who I had met on the tops had told me that they had come up the path on the north side of Dodd, over the “marshy bit.” Remembering the sign at the bottom of the path to the south side of Dodd, I headed to the north side and squelched and splashed my way down what seemed like a surprisingly difficult descent. About halfway down, I passed through a gap in a wall and entered Burtness Wood, still a bit squelchy in places, loosely following Near Ruddy Beck down to the valley floor on the south-west shore of Crummock Water. From there, as the sun was dipping behind the fells, it was an easy walk to the youth hostel in Buttermere, where I would hopefully get a good night’s sleep in preparation for my next adventure.

    Looking out of Burtness Wood across Crummock Water to Rannerdale Knotts, Whiteless Pike and Grasmoor
    bathing in the early evening sun
    Photo: David McKenzie
  • “I am never drinking that rubbish again!”

    Fifty to 50 #2: Drink a Beer

    It’s been a slow start, but I’ve finally got to item number two on the list. I cannot say that it was worth the wait.

    I have never been a drinker. When I was in my teens, I was a track and field athlete with (unrealistic) dreams of becoming an Olympic champion and, therefore, never started drinking alcohol as I believed it would ruin my chances of winning gold! By the time I’d stopped competing, I’d seen people with whom I had grown up get into all sorts of alcohol-fuelled trouble and that just didn’t appeal to me. So I never started drinking.

    Until now.

    Here’s the story of my first – and last – beer:

    Never again!

    “Wisdom is supreme, so make sure that you acquire wisdom. Even if it costs you everything, acquire understanding.” Proverbs 4:7.

    I don’t think that I’ve done that, really, have i?

  • “I expected it to look hideous.”

    Fifty to 50 #01: Get a Daft Haircut

    I’ve never had a daft haircut, not even as a teenager. And, let’s be honest, a post about a haircut can’t really be all that readworthy, can it? Essentially, I had my hair cut. Not particularly interesting. Then I had an idea: just write down some of the feedback that you’ve had. So that’s what I’m going to do.

    Ruth: “Your head will feel the cold.”

    Danielle: “I do love you.”

    Isis: “Wasn’t expecting that, I must say. Midlife crisis?” Then, “If anyone can rock it, it’s you!”

    Isla: “Amazing!”

    Helen: “No waaaaaaaaaaay!”

    Ben: “Love that view, David. You look great.”

    Lindsey: “Loving it!”

    Nicky: “You look like an extra from Trainspotting.”

    Graham: “Oh, my God, I love it! This is the best thing I’ve seen all day!”

    Catherine: “Very Beckham 2002.”

    Tracey: “Will you let me dye it green?”

    Richard: “He’s rebelling.”

    Adele: “What on earth have you done to your hair, David?”

    Fin: “Love it!”

    Blessy: “Love that hair!”

    Claire: “You ********!”

    Diane: “Looking great!”

    Steve: “Looks good. Like a car tyre.”

    Anne: “Oh! David’s done a Taxi Driver!”

    Tom (the barber): “I like your hair. Obviously, I might be biased.”

    Brittany: “Ooh, David!”

    Eve (aged nine): “I love your hair, David. I want to have it like that when I’m older. I want to have a line through my hair like you.”

    George (aged seven): “When I’m eight, I might be taller than my daddy.”

    Back to Eve: “I hope you don’t ever shave your hair bald again.”

    Michael: “What were you thinking?”

    Brian: “David the UFC fighter.”

    Cara: “No way, that’s so good! For some reason, that does suit you.”

    Tim: “It makes you look mean.”

    Solange: “You do you.”

    And, finally, me: “I expected it to look hideous, but the more I look at it, the more I like it. I thought I’d keep it for a week, then shave it all off, but I think I’ll keep it for a while.”

    Well, that’s item number one ticked off the list – hurrah! I wonder what’ll be next?

    All things are permissible, but not all things are beneficial.” I Corinthians 6:12.

    Yeah. He might have had a good point, there.

  • “Why on earth would you want to do that?”

    “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.”

    Old Chinese proverb.

    Eighteen months from today, I will turn fifty. Fifty! How did that happen?

    Reaching the half century mark – or approaching it, at least – really makes you think. It makes you think about life choices, life experiences and life ambitions. And all of this thinking about the past has led to me thinking about the future, too. What do I want to do? Where do I want to go? What do I want to be when I grow up? And the answer to all of these questions?

    I have absolutely no idea.

    That wasn’t a particularly satisfying answer for me, so, until I can answer those questions, I’ll try to fill the void by embarking on a new challenge: Fifty to 50.

    “You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.”

    Les Brown.

    Over the next eighteen months, I’m going to try to do fifty new things in the run up to my fiftieth birthday. Some of these will be small and easy-peasy, taking only an hour or two to complete; some, however, will be much more challenging, taking months or maybe even over a year to tick off the list, like the one that I started preparing for today: do a Tough Mudder.

    Fifteen kilometres. Twenty-odd obstacles. Lots of pain and hard work. It doesn’t sound like a lot of fun, does it? My mother summed it up beautifully: “Why on earth would you want to do that?” My answer was a familiar one: “I have absolutely no idea.”

    Idealess or not, training began this morning. I hadn’t done any sort of training in the last two months, so the hardest part, believe it or not, was just getting up early and getting started. Once I got going, though, it wasn’t too bad, but I made sure that it was a nice and easy session and completely refused to push myself too hard. Some stretching, a few plank exercises and a two mile jog was a satisfying way to begin my Tough Mudder preparations. Now all that I have to do is make sure that I am relentlessly consistent in my training over the next five and a half months. It shouldn’t be too hard, should it?

    “But they who wait for the LORD shall renew their strength … they shall run and not grow weary, they shall walk and not faint.”

    Isaiah 40:31.